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Holy Shit, It’s Robocop! Directive #236

by Spoony on May 26, 2011 · 8 comments

Promote Pro-Social Values. Found by Shadic23.

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And then there was that one time Hulk Hogan went insane and started to hallucinate that he was seeing the Ultimate Warrior in the mirror, and nobody else could see it, except the announcers and everyone viewing the program on television so was Eric Bischoff insane or us or what I don’t even…

by Spoony on October 22, 2010 · 25 comments

Remember this, because almost the exact same thing happens on Impact this week.

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Ask a Wrestler!

by Spoony on September 27, 2010 · 49 comments

I’m announcing an awesome new show where the greatest wrestlers from the past and present answer your questions! I’ve managed to lure Hulk Hogan out of the Impact Zone, the Ultimate Warrior out of Parts Unknown and who knows? It wouldn’t be a Q&A without the Macho Man and a drug-addled, punchy Iranian screaming incoherently about making you hhambul. There might even be some other guys poking around looking for somas.

Fill the mailbag at spoony@wrestlewrestle.com!

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Matt Hardy will never die. He certainly won’t shut up.

by Spoony on September 25, 2010 · 61 comments

Seriously, this guy is just full of excuses.

No, Matt isn’t crazy, just pathetic. It’s almost like he’s trying to book his own angle for TNA when Dixie inevitably picks up his contract and hires another slow, bloated, drug-addicted WWE castoff.