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Critical Marine reviews The Marine – Part 1

by Spoony on December 10, 2011 · 12 comments

Anonymous

wow weird to see a movie review on this website. My only question is y didnt they get randy orton 4 the lead role after all he was a marine in real life before the wwe

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watch an orton promo from when this was made and you will have your answer :p

Anonymous

i know orton cant cut a promo but didnt orton turn down the chance to be the main star in the marine 2 due to injury

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He’s gotten better but at the time the first Marine came out the guy couldn’t emote to save his life.

Anonymous

Cena’s their biggest attraction, he looks like a cliche jacked up marine, and Randy Orton was dishonorably discharged.

Anonymous

Great review! I can’t wait for the next part!
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Its funny that the Horror film is still the most successful thing the WWE has put out.
Nick Gutierrez

Oh Cena era WWE, how I don’t miss thee. ALL KNEEL BEFORE PUNK! KNEEEEEEEL!

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Cena’s matches end Raw all the time and he is main eventing Wrestlemania I honestly don’t see the era of Cena going anywhere anytime soon :(

http://twitter.com/kurridevilwing Jaymes Lackey

….boot

Critical Marine

…and you’re a diarrhea chugging, blue falcon.

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lol